i told colleen i was gonna upload some pics on here.
bamckymargera123: "go crazy."
zombiereaper: "sure will."
b: "SUCK MY DICK!"
z: "colleen, youre an electric lamb!"
b: "what about lambs?"
z: "e-lamb! get it?"
b: "oh yeah!"
z: "yeah..."
b: "my boobies are going bing! bing! bing!"
z: "...thats wonderful..."
b: "sometimes i wish i could just hop on bam margeras dick and see what happens! hell yeah he's physically attractive, he's babe-a-licious! i'd be on that shit in two seconds, i'd tear that shit up!"
z: "...do you realize i'm typing all this right now?"
b: "gawd i'm such a horny bitch. i'm cleaning my room for once, it's pretty fuckin magical."
z: *giggles*
b: "did you know every two seconds someone is taking a dump?"
z: o_____o
b: "the chocolate was trying to hump the starbucks bottle on the commercial. it was pretty frightening. i thought i was gonna shit myself."
z: "i was on webcam yesterday when we were talkin on the phone, and ian was watching. i kept making funny faces at you, like strangling myself and crosseyed and shit."
b: "oh youre pleasant!"
z: "yeah i'm a regular fucking angel."
b: "whoooooa."
b: "omg i cant stand this fucking shit! i hate my hair!"
z: "..."
b: "AH! AH! AH! AH! call meh daddy!"
z: "O.o ...i love you daddy."
b: "ew ranch cheesecake!"
z: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
b: "eww she has some big fuckin tits yo! they might be bigger than pam anderson! i want tits that size!"
z: "dish-hole."
b: "penne ala vodka. gawd, i dont like ranch at all."
z: *constantly typing furiously*
b: "buddha's so hawt... YOU DISSSHHH!!!!"
z: *imitating cheney from lil bush imitating sylvester stallone* "ADRIEEEENNNEEE! mrshsfraahh..."
b: *imitating rasputia from norbit* "how YEW doin'?"
*colleen hangs up and the conversation comes to a sad end.*
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ok, ok, it wasnt really that random, i skipped a few things cause she was talking too fast, and she was watching tv. it was still pretty fuckin random anyways.

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scary. almost stalker-like.....
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[link] the brains of unicorns
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If love is blind then i can make bats look like eagles.
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What would Jesus do... for a Klondike Bar! 8D
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[link] the brains of unicorns
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If love is blind then i can make bats look like eagles.
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What would Jesus do... for a Klondike Bar! 8D
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[link] the brains of unicorns
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If love is blind then i can make bats look like eagles.
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What would Jesus do... for a Klondike Bar! 8D
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hasta later my friend!!!
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[link] the brains of unicorns
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If love is blind then i can make bats look like eagles.
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What would Jesus do... for a Klondike Bar! 8D
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[link] the brains of unicorns
--
If love is blind then i can make bats look like eagles.
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What would Jesus do... for a Klondike Bar! 8D
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[link] the brains of unicorns
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If love is blind then i can make bats look like eagles.
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What would Jesus do... for a Klondike Bar! 8D
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